Archive for the 'drunk' Category

Amy Winehouse Continues To Grace London With Her clASS!

August 26th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


What a stunning and dignified portrait of pure elegance!
That Wino is truly one of a kind, is she not??
The trainwreck singer whatever the fuck she is these days was snapped in this very ladylike and demure position on the side of a bar last night in Londontown, and we couldn’t even believe our eyes! [...]

Peaches Put In A Headlock!

August 19th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


LOLs!
Peaches Geldof and her director boyfriend Eli Roth were assigned a security guard at the airport yesterday, but apparently the guard was drunk!
When photogs started snapping pics of the couple, the allegedly drunk guard grabbed her around the neck and pushed her through the departure lounge!
She Tweeted:
“Me and Eli just got to the airport, someone [...]

New Details On Bam Margera Being Detained In New Zealand!

August 12th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Bam Margera was ejected from Auckland Airport for being too drunk and obnoxious to fly yesterday, but it may have been due to something else!
A friend has suggested that he was “incapacitated” by “roofies” causing him to miss his flight, but the NZ police confirmed that two “very intoxicated” men were banned from the airport, [...]

Denied! No Probation For Rip Torn!

August 11th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Eh, they should have let him have it. The man is banging hard on death’s door. What’s prison gonna do him?
This morning, Rip Torn and his reps respectfully asked a Connecticut judge for admittance for Rip into a special probation program that would have cleared his name from all the charges he faces. (Remember? He [...]

Kim And Reggie’s Drunken Wedding Fight!

August 10th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Sounds serious!
Kim Kardashian and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush both attended the wedding of New Orleans Saints player Bobby McCray to Kim’s friend Khadijaq Haqq last month and they got into quite the heated argument!
Apparently Reggie was talking to Kim about working out their issues and getting back together, but they both had a fair amount to [...]

Ron Jeremy Claims Charlie Sheen Was Sober At The Playboy Mansion

August 10th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Well, how comforting!
Instead of getting incoherently drunk, he probably just had lots of nasty sex with anonymous women! Because he doesn’t have a problem with excess or anything, right?
This past week, Charlie Sheen somehow escaped jail and significant rehab time and made his way to the Playboy mansion to celebrate, but don’t worry, [...]

Snooki Snickers Is Too Pretty To Go To Jail!

August 9th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Aww Snooks!
It’s okay, bb! What’s important is that you learned from your mistake!
Our most beloved guidette on the Jersey Shore is opening up about her public intoxication arrest, and explains that unlike a certain delusional hard-pAArtying wacktress who don’t learn from their mistakes, she will not be going behind bars again anytime soon!
She explains:
“I [...]

Snooki Talks Arrest, Promises To Stop Drinking So Much

August 8th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Well, you know, only in the daytime.
Yes, it seems like our little Snooki is vowing to change her ways after getting DRUNK and getting arrested for disorderly conduct.
The Jersey Shore star says that she was particularly ashamed of spending time in the drunk tank after she found out how disappointed her family was.
“It was a [...]

Snooki Talks Arrest, Promises To Stop Drinking So Much

August 8th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Well, you know, only in the daytime.
Yes, it seems like our little Snooki is vowing to change her ways after getting DRUNK and getting arrested for disorderly conduct.
The Jersey Shore star says that she was particularly ashamed of spending time in the drunk tank after she found out how disappointed her family was.
“It was a [...]

Woman Who Called 911 Looking For A Date Speaks Out!

August 4th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Truer words have never been spoken from Lindsay Lohan this beautiful beast of a woman!
Yesterday, we shared a report about woman who drunkenly called 911 four times in search of love…or you know, a good lay.
This morning, the woman, Miz Bernadette Music, makes sweet melodies in our ears as she tries to explain herself and [...]