Archive for the 'Icky Icky Poo' Category

Montana Fishburne Refuses To Speak With Dad

September 3rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


This story just gets more sad.
Montana Fishburne says that she wants nothing more to do with her dad, Laurence Fishburne, until he accepts her current career choice as a porn star.
She says that they have absolutely no communication with each other and she has no plans on contacting him “until he respects me and accepts [...]

Joe Jackson Given A Court Date To Appeal MJ’s Executors

September 3rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


UGH!
We can’t believe this sad excuse for a father, husband, and human being was actually granted a court date to appeal a ruling by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge last year that denied his request to fire the current executors of Michael Jackson’s estate, entertainment lawyer John Branca and music executive John McClain.
Joe [...]

Kat Von D Declares Her Love For Jesse James

September 3rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Hey, if you’re willing to be with a man who was capable of constantly cheating on his wife while they were planning an adoption, then you two deserve each other!
Good lord, at least PRETEND to have some self-respect!
Kat Von D has announced that she is in fact in love with probably the douchiest guy she’s [...]

Tokio Hotel Twins’ Home Broken Into!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Awful!
Bill and Tom Kaulitz of the band Tokio Hotel had their home broken into last night!
Authorities claim that the unknown suspects got in through a door on their terrace, and went through all of the rooms.
Luckily, no one was home at the time, and it’s currently unclear if anything was taken.
Scary stuff!
Best of [...]

Doormat! Sammi Sweetheart Takes Back Ronnie AGAIN!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We find this as equally embarrassing as it is infuriating!
Everyone who’s been tuning in to the current season of Jersey Shore knows what a coked out, roid raging mess of a human being castmate Ronnie has been, whether he be verbally abusing his on/off girlfriend Sammi “Doormat” Sweetheart or cheating on her!
We reported a few [...]

Zsa Zsa’s Husband Wants To Plastinate Her Body After She Dies!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Ick!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt says he plans to plastinate his wife’s body after she dies!
He explains:

“My wife has always dreamt that her beauty would be immortal. I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films.”
He says [...]

Say It Ain’t So! Peaches Flaunts A New Engagement Ring!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Anniversary present or maybe something more??
BARF! We hope it’s not the latter!
These two together are just vom-worthy!
Peaches Geldof was snapped out in London with her boyfriend, Eli Roth, with quite the rock on her finger!
It’s apparently the couple’s six month anniversary, even though it’s felt like a lifetime of staring at these two gutter [...]

MORE Guns N’ Roses Drama! Band Walks Off Stage In Dublin!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


This certainly has not been Guns N’ Roses’ week!
The aging rock band caused yet ANOTHER drama-filled evening last night during their gig in Dublin when they WALKED OFF THE STAGE after 20 minutes into their set!
The drama started when the band once again took the stage an hour late, and many agitated fans began throwing [...]

The Real Heidi Doll Claims That Her FrankenTittays Are Crushing Her!

September 1st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!
The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.
She says:
“My boobs are crushing me. They are totally [...]

“Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba Is Back In Full-Force!

September 1st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Oh, here we go…
Yessica “Don’t Call me Latina” Alba is FINALLY addressing why she hates her ethnicity and refuses to play Latin women in film, and we think it’s a pretty LAME excuse!
She reveals:
“For me, I never wanted to reinforce any stereotypes about Latin women, and that was why I’ve shied away from Latin characters [...]