Fact: Lindsay Lohan DID hit a stroller with her Maserati.
But it wasn’t that bad, y’all!
Sources reported this morning that Lindsanity nearly wiped out a toddler while she was leaving her apartment building Wednesday afternoon, but according to other paparazzi on the scene, it wasn’t that bad!
Excuse US? How is someone’s car COMING INTO CONTACT [...]
UGH.
Just like an extra-persistent, pesky famewhoring cockroach that refuses to die, Michael Lohan has officially descended upon Los Angeles to stalk and harass his daughter Lindsay!
And because fate is unrelentingly cruel on occasion, he has revealed that he plans to terrorize the west coast permanently!
In true Lohan fashion, Michael has chosen to speak [...]
Ouch! You pay your dues and you still can’t get any respect. Tough gig, girl!
On Friday, Robert Rodriguez’s Machete will open to theaters, but just last week, Hollywood gathered to celebrate the film at it’s premiere. Everyone, that is, but Lindsay Lohan!
Even though she had just been released from rehab the day before and she [...]
Lindsanity LOLhan’s co-star from way back when she WASN’T a trainwreck, Jamie Lee Curtis, was recently asked to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress, and this is the HIGHlarious little quotable she spit out!
She said:
“I just have compassion. I don’t know anything about the facts of any of the cases. What I have is compassion [...]
What an inspiring and nuanced return to cinematic greatness!
Although not much has been revealed about Lindsanity LOLhan’s role in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete – her first film since the direct-to-ABC Family Labor Pains – a tipster recently revealed that the hard-pAArtying wacktress truly sinks her teeth into an extremely significant role!
They write:
I saw Machete. It’s really [...]
Well, good for him!
The judge overseeing Chris Brown’s felony abuse case said that he is doing a “great job” following the terms of his probation.
He has been attending all of his court-ordered domestic violence counseling sessions and “working consistently” towards completion of his community labor.
His next progress report is November 18.
We hate to admit it, [...]
Well isn’t this just darling?
Since Lindsanity LOLhan’s prison and rehab sentence are the longest she’s ever gone without attention from anyone ever, gurl is wasting no time shoving herself back in front of the camera, as you can see from this video of the reformed hard pAArtying wacktress (above) finding excuses to stick around a [...]
And out she goes!
Lindsay Lohan has signed her rehab discharge papers and she could be leaving the UCLA Medical Center as early as today!
She had a court hearing scheduled for tomorrow, but the plan was to have her released today to avoid the media!
Supposedly everything is all set for her release, which could [...]
Larry King’s corpse will be detached from his seat on Larry King Live a little later than anticipated, because new host Piers Morgan is having difficulty getting his work visa!
Since Morgan is a British citizen, he needs a special visa that allows him to work full-time in another country, and to get your hands on [...]
Going to jail and rehab will be the best thing to happen to her in quite some time – at least financially!
When Lindsanity LOLhan is released back into the wild later this year, she is expected to make $1 million for her first interview as a free woman with OK Magazine!
Don’t spend it too fast, [...]