Archive for the 'douche' Category

Dr. Douche’s Show Is Ending!

August 18th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Dr. Laura Schlessinger revealed to Larry King last night that she is ending her radio show after she stupidly used the N-word last week on the air.
She said that her contract is up after this year and she’s not looking to renew it.
Dr. Douche went into the dramatics saying she is leaving radio because she [...]

Dr. Douche Losing Her Show?!

August 17th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Dr. Douche (aka Dr. Laura Schlessinger) is being pushed off the airwaves!
Well, she might be pushed off the airwaves. On Monday, left-wing group Media Matters joined GLAAD, the Women’s Media Center, and Unity Journalists of Color to insist that advertisers pull funding from the show.
We agree. Dr. Douche has a history of making incendiary comments. [...]

Mayor Of Wasilla Responds To Levi Johnston’s “Campaign”

August 11th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Glad to know we’re not the only one who is apprehensive about him getting into politics!
Verne E. Rupright, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, doesn’t think famewhoring douchebag Levi Johnston’s latest publicity stunt – running for the position of mayor of the town in 2012 – is funny, and had a few choice pieces of advice!
He [...]

Leo Pulls Out Of MELtdown’s Movie!

July 29th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Smart move.
As far as we can tell, the chances of Mel Gibson recovering from his domestic violence scandal are slim-to-none. We know we’re not the only ones who feel that way, but it’s nice to have a little validation from an A-list movie star, like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sources are reporting that Leo has pulled out [...]

Jack Speaks His Mind – On His Shirt

July 16th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Leave it to Jack Osbourne to try and make light of the whole Mel Gibson losing his mind and career situation.
Last night, the former chubster was spotted leaving Voyeur nightclub wearing an interesting t-shirt.
Jack’s shirt states the ever so ridiculous comment uttered by douchebag Gibson, “You should just smile and blow me!” with his crazy [...]

Lindsay Punched Because Of Doug Reinhardt?

July 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Supposedly the waitress was jealous because Lindsay was hanging out with…douchey Doug Reinhardt?!
Lame!
Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that she was punched by a waitress at L.A. club Voyeur early this morning and a source says that she was telling the truth.
“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was [...]

Still Together, Unfortunately

June 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Kourtney Kardashian and her douchebag boyfriend Scott Disick don’t appear to be splitting any time soon since they were seen celebrating his 27th birthday at Butter NC in Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend.
His favorite gift?
“A son — that’s all I wanted,” Scott said. “The most important thing is family.”
We don’t believe him after [...]

The Kardashians Respond To Kim’s Shady Ex!

May 5th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


All this recent crazy-talk from Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband, Damon Thomas, has left many people wondering why the douche has waited so long to speak about his past.
But one person never to keep her opinion to herself is Khloe Kardashian.
And Khloe is calling it like it is.
Khloe has released this exclusive statement to [...]

Paris Moves On… To A Hotter Man!

April 25th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We previously mentioned Paris Hilton was finally over her douche of an ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. And this time it seems for good!
In fact, Friday night, Hilton was spotted with her hottie of an ex, Jason Shaw at Beverly Hills restaurant Woo Lae Oak.
If you don’t recall, Paris dated the fashion model for over [...]

Jesse James’ Nasty Orgy Revealed

March 31st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Turns out douchebag Jesse James not only cheated on Sandra Bullock with several fugly women, but he’s also taken part in a dirty threesome foursome.
Thanks to tattoo artist Eric McDougall and his receptionist Skittles Valentine from San Diego, we now know all the dirty details.
In a recent interview, McDougall reveal$ that Jesse and his main [...]