It wouldn’t surprise us!
Life & Style reports that 15-year-old Ashley Horn’s birth certificate names Michael Lohan as her father!
Ashley’s mother Kristi had an affair with Michael in the ’90s when he was separated from his wife Dina Lohan. He has denied that he is Ashley’s father when they first came forward back in 2008.
Apparently [...]
UGH.
Just like an extra-persistent, pesky famewhoring cockroach that refuses to die, Michael Lohan has officially descended upon Los Angeles to stalk and harass his daughter Lindsay!
And because fate is unrelentingly cruel on occasion, he has revealed that he plans to terrorize the west coast permanently!
In true Lohan fashion, Michael has chosen to speak [...]
First, Antoine Dodson makes bank based on his mockery, and now Lindsanity is kind of doing the same thing!
Between interviews and product placement deals set up by her mother, Dina, it looks like Lindsay will be able to pay for Rehab, and then some.
Here’s a source on Lindsay’s post-rehab money-making plans:
“Lindsay’s New York team has [...]
She’s still delusional!
Dina Lohan revealed to Extra that Lindsay Lohan is doing well in rehab and that she is “grateful for all her fans.”
Apparently she’s spending her time answering fan letters and sketching for her 6126 fashion line.
Enough already, Dina! You’re not fooling anybody!
Yesterday we learned that Dina Lohan, fame hungry mother of the currently rehabbing Lindsay Lohan, gave a pretty horrendous interview on The Today Show where she was asked to talk about her daughter’s troubles with the law and with substance abuse and she, instead, used the platform to blame everybody BUT Lindsay for her woes. [...]
Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsay Lohan who never met a camera she didn’t like, was a featured guest this morning on The Today Show where she was invited to talk about her daughter’s current legal woes, including her current 90 day stint in court-ordered rehab. Dina, being Dina, seemed thrilled at the opportunity to [...]
We knew she was just biding her time, waiting for the most financial feasible means to exploit her daughter!
Deplorable!
Disgusting enabler and famewhore Dina Lohan will be making an appearance on the Today Show tomorrow morning to give an exclusive interview to Matt Lauer about her daughter Lindsanity’s time in jail and current stint in rehab!
We’re [...]
Where the eff are they going?!
While Lindsay spends her 28th day in treatment, Dina and Ali Lohan were spotted at LAX boarding a plane. And we have no clue why they’d leave El Lay right now!
Hope this isn’t some sort of vacation. Show some respect, bitches!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Oh, boy.
Lindsay Lohan’s assistant Eleonore says that she loves Lindsay and her fucked up family!
“I love Dina and Ali and Lindsay with all my heart. I never told anyone I was unhappy. I want to help the Lohans while Lindsay is recovering,” Eleonore said.
Really?! Because we think that must be the worst [...]
Well of course. They’ve been whoring up to her success for years – why wouldn’t they use her assistant?!
Although Lindsanity LOLhan is very busy getting wrung out in rehab, her famewhoring mother Orange Oprah and little Aliana are being super helpful to gurlfriend’s assistant, Eleanore, by making sure she stays employed while her real [...]