Archive for the 'Knifestyles' Category

Lionel Richie Does Not Age!

September 3rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Watch the video (above) to see a youthful looking Lionel Richie in a commercial for Walkers Extra Crunchy!
And he is looking good!
Maybe he’s had some AMAZING work done?!?
He is 61-years-old afterall.
Do U think Lionel has been nipped and tucked?

The Real Heidi Doll Claims That Her FrankenTittays Are Crushing Her!

September 1st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!
The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.
She says:
“My boobs are crushing me. They are totally [...]

Heidi Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Off!

August 26th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


What an idiot — ha!
Heidi Montag is worried that her new nose is going to fall off so she’s been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!
She explains:

“I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in [...]

Frankentittays To Be No More! Heidi Removing HUGE Breast Implants!

August 25th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


You can’t undo what has already been done… unless it’s your tittays!
As you can see from the cover of Life & Style this week, Heidi Montag wants a breast reduction.
Some might say she is finally coming to her senses.
We says she just has exhausted every option of plastic surgery, so now has to work [...]

Pee-wee Makes New Video!

August 23rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Pee-Wee Goes to Sturgis from Pee-wee Herman
This man hasn’t aged at all! And he’s 57!
Check out the latest from Pee-wee Herman as he checks out the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota!
He’s still got it! HA!
We still can’t get over his face, though! Is it just us, or does he [...]

Pre-FrankenTittay Will Appear In Speidi Sex Tape!

August 22nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Remember when Heidi Montag kind of looked like a normal person with normal boobs and actual facial expressions??
Yeah, well, good news flat-chested-Heidi fans! Her sex tape with Spencer Pratt includes footage of her pre and post-op!
Ah, yes, we’re sure we just made all your dreams come true now that you know there’s a little [...]

Candlelight Vigil Tonight At Zuma Beach From Dr. Ryan

August 17th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


For “anyone who knew” the last Dr. Frank Ryan, a candlelight vigil will be held tonight in honor of the surgeon to the stars.
The event will take place at Zuma Beach at 7:30 PM, roughly 12 miles from the place where Frank lost control of his car and crashed. The area as chosen by his [...]

Blunt Force Trauma The Cause Of Dr. Ryan’s Demise

August 17th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Very sad.
Officials at the Ventura County Medical Examiner’s Office have announced that after completing an autopsy on Dr. Frank Ryan, a cause of death has been declared. According to the report, Dr. Frank died from “blunt force head injury”.
There won’t be any toxicology report for another eight weeks, so it won’t be determined until then [...]

Heidi Responds To News Of Her Plastic Surgeon’s Death.

August 17th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We may not agree with all the work he did on her, but there’s no doubt that he was a very important person in her life!
The shocking news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death has reached Heidi Montag, who notoriously went under the knife of the celebrity plastic surgeon for ten procedures at once, and the [...]

Plastic Surgeon To The Stars, Dr. Frank Ryan, Dies In Horrible Car Crash!

August 17th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Famed Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan passed away in a car crash on Monday afternoon.
His Jeep went over the side of Pacific Coast Highway and landed on the rocks. Lifeguards tried to help at the scene, but Ryan was trapped in the vehicle with severe head injuries.
The Ventura County Fire Department [...]