Archive for the 'stoopid' Category

Snooki’s Man Caught In A Strip Club With Porn Stars!

August 20th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We knew this guy was a tool! WE KNEW IT!
Now that our most beloved Snooki Snickers has realized that her latest dumbass man Jeff Miranda is a disgusting famewhore using her for publicity, the two are apparently cooling down their beautiful romance.
But instead of the asshat attempting to win her back, he’s running [...]

Dr. Douche Is A Chronic Quitter!

August 18th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We’re not surprised – she’s pretty much a spineless bitch, anyway!
As we’ve reported, Dr. Laura Schlessinger revealed that after using the N-word ELEVEN TIMES last week on her radio show last week, she would not be renewing her contract.
Apparently, this isn’t the first time this worthless trash has pulled a similar stunt. Back in [...]

Time To Shut Up, Bristol!

August 4th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Here’s the thing about Bristol Palin we think everyone should start to recognize:
Bitch is as big a fame-whore as effing Levi Johnston!
Face it, people! She got together with him for the publicity and now she broke up with for the publicity. She’s doing interviews all over town, while her baby is probably off somewhere [...]

Drunk Woman Calls 911 Looking For A Date!

August 3rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Actually, it kind of is in your case. You just dialed the wrong number!
A drunk woman in Cincinnati was caught ON TAPE desperately calling 911 four times for help.
Her emergency? Not having a date.
Huh. Can’t imagine why that would be so difficult for her!
Check out the tape of her sad, sad story above!
And by sad, [...]

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Giving Up!

July 29th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


On his education!
STOOPID!
Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, former NFL player Eric Johnson, has pulled out of his graduate program in business at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School to stay in El Lay with Jess!
They’ve only been together eight weeks and a source says, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after [...]

Want To Know How Justin Bieber Is Going To Do At The Teen Choice Awards?

July 29th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Did they really think that this WASN’T going to leak?
STOOP execs!
Despite The Teen Choice Awards not airing for WEEKS, some idiot decided to send Shaq on stage to present Justin Bieber with the (SPOILER ALERT) four awards he will be winning this year during his concert!
So much for the element of surprise! [...]

Elizabitch Enrages Many Lesbians!

July 27th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Not exactly evolved!
What else is new?
Elizabitch Hasselbeck made the ridiculous claim on The View today that “later-in-life” lesbians are just women who couldn’t land a man!
So stoopid!
Check it out above!

The Game Is Pissed!

July 26th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We would be too!
An idiotic concertgoer threw beer on The Game and his kids during his show this past weekend – and he was none too pleased about it!
How stoopid can you be??

Further Proof John Mayer Is An Idiot

July 23rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


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What the hell is he saying??
Matt Lauer interviewed John Mayer on The Today Show and asked about his controversial Playboy interview.
John spewed some nonsensical BS and added so eloquently, “I done goofed!” Talk about an understatement!
Check out the stoopidity above around [...]

Inferno Director STILL Wants Lindsanity!!

July 16th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Well this dumbass is clearly taking a course in ‘how to ruin your career before you even get it off the ground!’
Matthew Wilder, the young director who was foolish enough to cast the trainwreck that is Lindsanity LOLhan in his yet-to-be-made film Inferno as the lead – pornstar Linda Lovelace – is not only still [...]