Archive for the 'lame' Category

MORE Guns N’ Roses Drama! Band Walks Off Stage In Dublin!

September 2nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


This certainly has not been Guns N’ Roses’ week!
The aging rock band caused yet ANOTHER drama-filled evening last night during their gig in Dublin when they WALKED OFF THE STAGE after 20 minutes into their set!
The drama started when the band once again took the stage an hour late, and many agitated fans began throwing [...]

More Details On Mimoo’s Holiday Album!

September 1st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


We think this is the perfect way to get her music career back on track!
Sources are confirming that the holiday album we reported that Mariah Carey was producing this year will be called Merry Christmas II You, and it’s set for a November 2nd release date!
How clever! LOLs!
If you recall, Mimoo’s original holiday album [...]

Joan Rivers Tells DWTS To Go Fuck Themselves!

August 31st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


No shiz, bb!
We would have easily preferred YOU to any of the Z-listers that they enlisted this year!
Joan Rivers was never approached to compete on this season’s Dancing With the Stars – probably because she actually HAS a legitimate career and to qualify for the show you apparently need some sort of has-been status – [...]

MORE Guns N’ Roses Drama!

August 31st, 2010 by Perez Hilton


This douche is a real piece of work!
After Axl Rose and Guns N’ Roses were cut off and slapped with a massive fine during their performance at the Reading and Leeds festival in Britain this weekend for attempting to play past the curfew, the singer reportedly fired the band’s entire crew – even though it [...]

Mary Louise Parker Slams Bill O’Reilly!

August 30th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Speak it, sister!
Mary Louise Parker is the latest celebrity to speak out against Bill O’Reilly’s dumbass, ignorant comments regarding the MANiston and single parenting!
She says:
“Why is being a single mother destructive? Give me a break. He sounds like an idiot. Who is he again? Maybe he’s right, I don’t know. I don’t think you necessarily [...]

YESsica In Spy Kids 4?!

August 24th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


This is the best she could do?!
Jessica Alba is in negotiations to star in Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World directed by Robert Rodriguez and naturally the movie will be in 3D.
As the original Spy Kids Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara aren’t really kids anymore, the movie will be more of a [...]

Nadine Coyle To Exclusively Sell Her Debut Album – At TESCO!

August 23rd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Seriously, Nadine?
Just go back to Girls Aloud!
The singer’s attempt at a solo career has officially hit a new low – as she’s signed with British supermarket chain Tesco to exclusively release her upcoming album at their stores!
A source reveals:
“Tesco will sell her album exclusively to their customers and it won’t be available anywhere [...]

Shakira Might Be Fined For Fountain Dance!

August 22nd, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Poor thing probably didn’t even realize she was breaking the law!
Barcelona authorities have gotten wind of the YouTube video (above) of Shakira dancing in a public fountain for her new music video, and are apparently ready to fine the Colombian pop star!
They claim that she “did not even ask for permission to film” and that [...]

Larry King Is Sticking Around For A Bit

August 20th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Larry King’s corpse will be detached from his seat on Larry King Live a little later than anticipated, because new host Piers Morgan is having difficulty getting his work visa!
Since Morgan is a British citizen, he needs a special visa that allows him to work full-time in another country, and to get your hands on [...]

No Lady GaGa Performance At The VMAs!

August 19th, 2010 by Perez Hilton


Shocking!
And sad!
Recently announced MTV Video Music Award host Chelsea Handler revealed this morning On Air With Ryan Seacrest that our beloved GaGaloo will NOT be performing this year at the event!
No explanation was given.
Damn!
But we understand! Gurl needs to give herself a break!
What do U think?? Are U disappointed that there’s [...]