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Grammar Nazi

December 31st, 2009 by You are a dog


Definition

Grammar Nazi (a.k.a Grammar Police) refers to someone who believes it is his/her duty to amend any grammar and/or spelling mistakes made by others in conversation. In most cases, the term carries a negative connotation of either being a “buzzkiller” who ruins a good joke by getting too technical or a “n00b” that’s fallen into the Grammar Trap, an intentional practice of using incorrect grammar for the purpose of spotting a Grammar Nazi.

Trolling & Grammar Nazis

According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Grammar Nazis have special techniques and are often confounded as trolling:

“After a particularly pretentious Grammar Nazi (such as Hardvice) has posted something entirely tl;dr, a simple comment that states “grammatical errors: 5” will induce abject hysteria as the author attempts to locate and justify the alleged errors. This will invariably bring the author’s Grammar Nazi friends and enemies into the fracas, and many long hours will be spent on overly grandiloquent name-calling and heated arguments about what’s merely a non-standard but acceptable usage and what [is not]."

Trap: Godwin’s Law

When participating in active discussions, accusing someone of being a Grammar Nazi can be seen a critical mistake, since by definition, it would results in an automatic invocation of Godwins Law.

Enforcement of Proper Grammar

Hitler gets humiliated by his Grammar Nazi generals:

Hitler finds out about his typos on job application:

Smosh is out on the streets to regulate bad grammar:

Stupid YouTube Comments Readings #3

Newgrounds Animation “The Textinator”

Grammar Nazi

December 31st, 2009 by You are a dog


Definition

Grammar Nazi (a.k.a Grammar Police) refers to someone who believes it is his/her duty to amend any grammar and/or spelling mistakes made by others in conversation. In most cases, the term carries a negative connotation of either being a buzzkiller who ruins a good joke by getting too technical or a n00b that’s fallen into the Grammar Trap, an intentional practice of using incorrect grammar for the purpose of spotting a Grammar Nazi.

Usage in Trolling

According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Grammar Nazis have special techniques and are often confounded as trolling:

“After a particularly pretentious Grammar Nazi (such as Hardvice) has posted something entirely tl;dr, a simple comment that states “grammatical errors: 5” will induce abject hysteria as the author attempts to locate and justify the alleged errors. This will invariably bring the author’s Grammar Nazi friends and enemies into the fracas, and many long hours will be spent on overly grandiloquent name-calling and heated arguments about what’s merely a non-standard but acceptable usage and what [is not]."

Trap: Godwin’s Law

When participating in active discussions, accusing someone of being a Grammar Nazi can be seen a critical mistake, since by definition, it would results in an automatic invocation of Godwin’s Law.

Enforcement of Proper Grammar

Hitler gets humiliated by his Grammar Nazi generals:

Hitler finds out about his typos on job application:

Smosh is out on the streets to regulate bad grammar:

Stupid YouTube Comments Readings #3

Newgrounds Animation “The Textinator”

Notable YTMNDs

# Kevin Frasier is a Grammar Nazi
# Grammar Nazi Union
# Grammar Holocaust
# Grammar Lessons

Roller Coaster Chess

December 29th, 2009 by lolzercoaster


How It All Started

On April 16th, 2007, xkcd cartonist Randall Munroe posted his tri-weekly web comic for all to enjoy:

The process was simple. Glue, tape, velcro or stick some chess pieces to a board somehow, sneak it on a roller coaster and get the picture at the end of the ride. Many fans of the web comic took notice of the extreme awesomeness and began taking their own roller coaster chess photos. On July 18th, 2007, xkcd posted this picture sent in of Andrew Burke, Chris Ranker, Ryan Dowlingsoka, and Chance Brown.

There after, many people would follow with their own roller coaster chess pictures with many variations. Checkers, Jenga, Go and other games would replace chess in some pictures, and in others teeth brushing and other wacky antics would replace the games.

The Original Pic

Youtube user heelofkevinZ would later post videos on July 20th, 2007 taken from the same trip to Dollywood which spawned the original picture involving Andrew Burke, Chris Ranker, Ryan Dowlingsoka, and Chance Brown. Some involved chess on other rides, notably the River Raft ride and the Kiddie Car ride. It also featured a post picture video of Burke, Ranker, Dowlingsoka and Brown directly after the Daredevil Falls roller coaster ride.

A search on several popular websites shows relevant links for roller coaster chess pictures.

Other Sources

Nevada-Tan

December 29th, 2009 by Tomberry


About

Nevada-Tan is a character based on a true event, wherein an elementary school girl murdered a classmate in a Japanese school in 2004. The age of the offender and nature of the crime spurred interest in many online communities both domestic and international. Many fan works and homages have been created as a result.

Origin

On June 1st 2004, an 11 year old girl, whose name has been withheld by most media outlets, murdered her 12 year old classmate Satomi Mitarai (御手洗 怜美) by slitting her throat with a box cutter. The unnamed girl then came back to her homeroom class with her clothes covered in blood. This tragic event took place at an elementary school in Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan, thus naming it the “Sasebo Slashing”.

Media Coverage and Name Revealed

The event got worldwide press coverage pretty quickly. The first piece of international coverage appeared on June 3rd 2004 when BBC News article was published regarding the incident..

As per Japanese legal procedures prohibiting the identification of juvenile offenders, the girl’s real name wasn’t released and Japanese police referred to her as Girl A. Moreover, The Nagasaki District Legal Affairs Bureau cautioned internet community members against their revealing her photos.

Despite efforts to protect the girl’s identity, her real name was revealed a few days after the incident. According to this article, Fuji Television accidentally uncovered her real name while showing some of her drawings. The kanji shown in some of the pictures (辻菜摘) are of the girl signing her own drawings. When the kanji is romanized, it reads: Natsumi Tsuji.

When placed into custody, Tsuji admitted to the crime. The basis for the murder was surrounded around a website Tsuji created, the content based mostly around a horror flash game called The Red Room and fan fiction about the popular Japanese movie Battle Royale. Mitarai reportedly left disparaging comments regarding Tsuji’s physical appearance on her website.

Tsuji was sent to Nagasaki Family Court following failed attempts to try her as an adult and debates regarding age and criminal responsibility. She was then sent to be institutionalized in a Tochigi prefecture juvenile hall. Reportedly, Tsuji is set to be released in 2013 and should be 20 years old upon release, the legal age in Japan to be recognized as an adult.

2channel’s Appeal and Nevada-tan’s Nickname

While there is no real evidence of whether or not 2channel’s users attempted to seek out Tsuji, she nonetheless became an internet phenomenon, and a cult symbol, on the boards. Futaba channel as well as 2channel users quickly nicknamed her “Nevada-Tan”. “Nevada” because of the sweatshirt she wore during the horrific event, and “-tan” being the way a young child would pronounce the honorific “-chan” suffix.

News outlets brought attention to the unusual nature of a child killing another child based on comments made on the internet. Many articles also had many remarks about Tsuji’s website and it’s themes surrounding gore and death. From that point, an impressive amount of fan art has been made, showing most of the time a cute or “moe” illustration that resembles Tsuji, despite the fact she’s always drawn with blood on her and a box-cutter in her hand.

Appeal in the Western Web

The fan art creation trend wasn’t restricted to the Japanese web. Starting nearly immediately after the incident, numerous websites began talking about the girl, paying some kind of tribute or simply dealing with the uncanny event in itself were created:

A Urban Dictionary entry was even created in August 2004

And also a tribute song (Cutie Nevada) was created later that year.

On 4chan and SomethingAwful, Nevada-Tan was also adopted in the creation of more fan art.
She has then been seen as the nemesis of Pedobear and a lolicon killer.

On YouTube

Tribute videos have been made on YouTube, starting in 2006:

Nevada-Tan clip

Nevada-Tan tribute

Nevada-Tan story

Another Nevada-Tan tribute

Other Influences and Aftermath

The school Tsuji and Mitarai attended opted to print that year’s yearbook with a blank page where students can print and place their own pictures of either or both girls. Some photos were distributed via CDs which were later destroyed to prevent them getting into the hands of outsiders or the press.

In June 2005, the online store that sold the University of Nevada hooded sweatshirt reported it to be their best-selling item in the site’s online statistics; a few weeks later, the University temporarily removed the sweatshirt from their catalog.

The second Battle Royale movie was originally dated to come out on DVD the week after the incident. The creators opted to delay the release due to “current events”.

Australian indie rock band Love Outside Andromeda created a song about the incident called Boxcutter, Baby and was released on their debut self-titled album in 2004.

Nevada-Tan has been coplayed many times by Japanese and Westernern convention goers.

An imageboard called iiichan dedicated an entire board to her. (Caution: NSFW and now defunct)

DeviantArt has also contributed to the fan art trend.

Nevada Tan the German Music Group (2007-2010)

While the search curve for Tsuji’s romanized name started in 2006, influenced by the first ED entry about it starting in 2006, it peaks in 2007.

An emerging German band in 2007 named themselves Nevada Tan in an homage to the meme in an attempt to highlight social issues regarding social pressures towards students. The band later renamed to Panik in January 2008 after production and managerial disputes and then played their final show in April 2010.

The proper band name is written without the hyphen and Google Insights shows a clear difference when combined with the previous search terms:

Why Do You Do What You Do?

December 28th, 2009 by aka timr


About

WDYDWYD (initialism for Why Do You Do What You Do) is a collaborative art project designed to survey and document people’s responses to a simple yet compelling question: why do you do what you do?

Origin

WDYDWYD began as a personal project by a San Francisco artist Tony Deifell in 2004. According to his blog entry on the official site, the idea was first conceived while participating in a telephone questionnaire in 1999:

I was in my office late one night in 1999 not wanting to be bothered.
The phone rang, and I wanted to ignore it . . . but I felt compelled to answer.
Before I could start, a child’s voice blurted, “Why do you do what you do?”


WDYDWYD Exhibition at the Burning Man 2009

In the summer of 2004, Tony Deifell and Mardie Oakes began documenting people’s responses while attending the Burning Man, an annual art festival in Black Rock Desert, Nevada. Meant to be an open collaboration project, those who participated in Deifell’s project further spread the question by asking others.

Spread

Other artists have taken wdydwyd to many other groups such as the Echoing Green Foundation, Kellogg Foundation Fellows, Harvard Business School, UCLA, high schools around the country and neighborhoods such as Alberta Street in Portland.

Over 5,000 people worldwide have created images answering the question, including notable personalities such as Steve Case (founder of AOL) and Gloria Steinem (co-founder of Ms. Magazine), but mostly everyday people.

In late 2008, Tony launched a single topic blog under the domain wdydwyd.com, providing an online venue for people to share their responses from all over the world. After the blog was featured in a segment on BBC World Television, the meme began spreading worldwide. Fan groups organically emerged on other photo-sharing sites like Flickr and Facebook.

Slideshow

Why Do You Do What You Do?

December 28th, 2009 by aka timr


About

WDYDWYD (initialism for Why Do You Do What You Do) is a collaborative art project designed to survey and document people’s responses to a simple yet compelling question: why do you do what you do?

Origin

WDYDWYD began as a personal project by a San Francisco artist Tony Deifell in 2004. According to his blog entry on the official site, the idea was first conceived while participating in a telephone questionnaire in 1999:

I was in my office late one night in 1999 not wanting to be bothered.
The phone rang, and I wanted to ignore it . . . but I felt compelled to answer.
Before I could start, a child’s voice blurted, “Why do you do what you do?”


WDYDWYD Exhibition at the Burning Man 2009

In the summer of 2004, Tony Deifell and Mardie Oakes began documenting people’s responses while attending the Burning Man, an annual art festival in Black Rock Desert, Nevada. Meant to be an open collaboration project, those who participated in Deifell’s project further spread the question by asking others.

Spread

Other artists have taken wdydwyd to many other groups such as the Echoing Green Foundation, Kellogg Foundation Fellows, Harvard Business School, UCLA, high schools around the country and neighborhoods such as Alberta Street in Portland.

Over 5,000 people worldwide have created images answering the question, including notable personalities such as Steve Case (founder of AOL) and Gloria Steinem (co-founder of Ms. Magazine), but mostly everyday people.

In late 2008, Tony launched a single topic blog under the domain wdydwyd.com, providing an online venue for people to share their responses from all over the world. After the blog was featured in a segment on BBC World Television, the meme began spreading worldwide. Fan groups organically emerged on other photo-sharing sites like Flickr and Facebook.

Slideshow

Love Story

December 28th, 2009 by Cox Zucker


About “Love Story”

In September of 2008, this blond, musclebound oaf uploaded his “genuine real life love story of a journey through time as he gave his all.” We’re introduced to Ben Ryan/CaptainAmericaAddict (which he denies being)/BoldRevelationsMight /BoldBenRyan (later dubbed “Douche Quadbike” by his adoring internet public), and we witness this jilted lover flex and pout to the tune of Bad English’s “When I See You Smile,” in an homage to the woman who broke his heart, Loren.

Possible forcing?

The video spread like wildfire through the the internet and reached the shore of Ebaum’s World forums, Gamespot forums, Smosh forums. Cracked.com forums, The Toyota Owners Club Forums and many, many, many other forums and messageboards because someone seems to have tried pretty hard to spread it out, since all those posts are pretty much the exact same.

It usually looks like this, with minor changes.

Just saw this and I was just blown away after reading the emotional comments to the vid and I had to share! This is real life and what this guy did is just unbelievable considering he filmed this all himself and took 9 months to do it. And at first I didn’t understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y

What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.

There are theories about why anyone would post such a video, the most prominent is that he’s using it to get a part in a future Captain America movie, the evidence supporting this theory is all the videos on CaptainAmericaAddict’s channel that suggest he is Captain America.

Derivatives and Video Responses

“Douche Quadbike”

The Ballad of Douche Quadbike is a song performed by Redburga/Zoot Sanchez. Although the song is quite funny it came under fire from Ben Ryan’s “fans”, the full story can be found here.

Ballad of Douche Quadbike (remix):

Ballad of Douche Quadbike Acoustic

Fuzzy Shrapnel – The Ballad of Douche Quadbike (Drizzt Remix) (Live)

Ben’s Response

The link with that video leads you to BoldBenRyan’s video below.

Google Insights

Bad Dudes

December 28th, 2009 by Georgivs


About

Are You a Bad Enough Dude is a catchphrase originating from Bad Dudes, an NES port of the Japanese arcade game DragonNinja released in 1988. At the beginning of the game, a secret service agent resembling Duke Nukem appears on screen with the following message:

This moment was something of an obscure, retro-flavored in-joke, evoking nostalgia from people who remembered playing the game.

Origin

Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja is a 1988 beat’em up arcade game developed and published by Data East. The story follows the adventuress of two street-fighting bad dudes, Blade and Striker, who must infiltrate the secret ninja base in order to rescue President Ronnie, a character based on Ronald Reagan. Upon completing the mission, the President thanks the bad dudes and invite them for a hamburger at the White House.

One of the earliest online references to the game and the catchphrase can be found in the archives of insaneabode.com, which was created sometime in 2000.

Usage & Application

The catchphrase, “Are you a bad enough dude” can really be used to preface anything that would be a gauge of a person’s badness, typically having to do with banning other users, blocking people, or deleting one’s account.

The phrase has also been used ironically to counter a relatively unimpressive act. The words change to fit the goal, and the original background has been changed from a wall to flat green, but generally, the secret service member stays. If he is removed, a replacement character is put in his place, often in pixelated form to fit the setting. In many of the images currently circulating, the name “Ronnie” (Ronald Reagan) no longer appears.

Y.T.M.N.D. Derivatives

“Bad Dudes” became a recurring theme in a number of YTMNDs. On May 1st, 2004, YTMND user furb3 created I’m Bad , a low-rated, low-viewed YTMND, but it was the first to include a “Bad Dudes” tag. The same “I’m Bad” 8-bit NES tag was then paired with a graphic from the game’s ending; the president being grateful for his rescue.

On June 4th, 2005, Zephirias created Are you a bad enough dude to block Jesus?. This YTMND has over 282,000 views (As of Dec. 2009) and a rating of 4.07 stars.

From here, a number of “Are you a Bad Enough Dude” YTMNDs were created by various users.

While not all YTMNDs containing the phrase “bad dude” are always connected to the video game, the “Are You a Bad Enough Dude” fad coalesced into an ongoing trend spanning 5 years so far. A total of 45 “Are you a bad enough dude” YTMNDs have been created to date. Up to date figures can be seen on the YTMND Search Results.

Usage in Chan Culture

According to Google, the phrase “Are you a bad enough dude” has been indexed on 4chanarchive.org at least 2370 times, including the following:

(Warning: 4chan is 18+ and much of the content is not suitable for most audiences.)

Google Insights

While “bad dudes” shows a considerably higher rate of searches, and one that is relatively consistent throughout history, it shows a distinct spike around the summer of 2005. At the same time, the other three search terms also hit the map—the three that are directly related to the meme.

Dance Dance World Revolution

December 23rd, 2009 by Mellow


About

Dance Dance World Revolution is an avatar dance meme featuring anime characters dressed in the color schemes of different country flags. It began as a fan artist’s tribute to the anime series Hetalia: Axis Power on DeviantArt and spread to Youtube, where it reached an international status with contributions from all over the world.

Origin

On August 1st, 2009, DeviantART user Yuumei uploaded a fan flash video of an American-themed character from the anime Hetalia dancing to the looped version of “Positive Vibe” by a Newgrounds member NIGHTkilla. She also uploaded a copy on YouTube:

Dance Dance Nations (in Alphabetical Order)

Dance Dance Australia by Silvercresent11:

Dance Dance Austria by Kirsten7767:

Dance Dance Canada by AmiSRSLY:

Dance Dance China by FortuneWire:

Dance Dance Cuba by LuigiFanGirl:

Dance Dance England by YukiKumori:

Dance Dance European Union by BlueVoyagerKasuka:

Dance Dance Finland by Starshapedfruit:

Dance Dance France by SilverFlameoftheDark:

Dance Dance Germany by Cosplaygrimlyn:

Dance Dance Hong Kong by Cheshirekun:

Dance Dance Hungary by Arataamaya:

Dance Dance Iceland by Klonia:

Dance Dance Italy by SweetMonkey:

Dance Dance Japan by CentricYukinoarima:

Dance Dance Netherlands by Snikkers007:

Dance Dance Poland by XxTaintedRosesxX:

Dance Dance Russia by FreakxWannaxBe:

Dance Dance Switzerland by Nekohonde:

Dance Dance Turkey by DemonDeLoop:

Other Derivatives

Aside from national flag avatars, DeviantArtists have also used other popular anime characters in the same style.

Dance Dance Death the Kid:

Dance Dance Reno:

Original Characters (Why not?)

How to Create Your Own

Upon popular request, Yuumei also created a tutorial on how to make your own dancing nation:

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

December 21st, 2009 by Tomberry



About

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am” is a catchphrase, often in demotivational macros, mainly used to depict a photo in which someone or something got a pose, a stare or anything supposedly so badass, so cool, so “awesome” that, in this particular instant, all his/its other fellows humans/things could bow to his/its feet.
That is to say, while, most of the time, it’s a simple way to describe someone’s unique awesomeness, it can also be an ironic way to point at a failed pose, a particular awkward moment or to mock on someone’s ego.

Origin

The catchphrase initially came from a Start Trek page from the Fiveminute.com website.
It’s basically about the first Star Trek series’s episodes being parodied and textually rewritten in funny dialogues, much like fanfictions.
On February 2005, the author, Kira, posted his parody for the “Return of the Archons” episode.
The ending is written as follows:

Spock: The computer built by Landru was indeed an impressive feat of engineering, Captain. Quite fascinating.
Kirk: True, but it still wasn’t as impressive a feat of engineering as me. I’m truly a marvel of humankind.
Spock: If you say so, Captain.
Kirk: Number of supercomputers outsmarted by Spock: zero. Number of supercomputers outsmarted by Kirk: one.
Spock: But I was the one who told you that logic puzzle in the first place.
Kirk: Sorry, Spock, can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Spock: But —
Kirk: Awesome!
Spock: Sigh.
(The Enterprise warps off at Ludicrous Speed)

THE END

Demotivational trend

That catchphrase has been seen, by many, as a realistic sum up of William Shatner’s (Captain Kirk) ego. As a matter of fact, the first image macro reusing it featured Captain Kirk:

Impact on real life

While the demotivational trend was growing, not focusing only on Shatner’s performance and starting to gather more pictures, this catchphrase has been used in real life on two notable occasions:

- First, around september 2007, the Blackwater version became a well-known poster circulating among security contractors ans U.S soldiers in Irak as some kind of picturesque way to depict Blackwater group’s rudeness and “testosterone-fueled excess”, quick to start an incident.

- On June 2009, dozens of the following version, featuring Edmonton’s police chief,

were posted, seemingly as some kind of protest, on the walls of Edmonton’s police headquarters, followed by bulks emailed to members.

Impact on Internet

While the derivatives are only taking place in image macros, there has been a crave for goodies featuring the catchphrase.

T-shirts:

Pins:

Or Facebook groups: